My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line: ‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’ Me: ‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’ More laughs here
When someone takes your phone..
itotallyrelate: At first you’re like.. then they start going thru your pictures & you’re like… icanrelate.info
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I will do what I’m supposed to do.