January 2012
104 posts
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
More laughs here
When someone takes your phone..
itotallyrelate:
At first you’re like..
then they start going thru your pictures & you’re like…
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Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read...
I will do what I’m supposed to do.
