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The more I get to know people,
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Always and forever.?the two biggest Lies anyone can say.
i saw you, i wanted you, i got you, i liked you, i...
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Why they do not need to make Breaking Dawn into...
edward: we still gettin' married, bby?
*they go get married*
edward: i'm whisking u away to a private island my mum got as a little present.
*they go to island*
bella: i know i am human but u said we could have sex when we were married
edward: let's do this shit
*bella goes to shave her legs repeatedly*
edward: oh those are nice legs. let us have sex now.
*they have more sex over the days because bella begs for it*
bella: eddy i love eggs, more eggs!
edward: wow you are eating so many.
bella: i am pregnant.
edward: what? no!
*book jumps to inside jacob's mind but nobody really cares*
bella: baby is coming!
bella: oh no it's killing me!
edward: i will turn you.
*baby is born, bella is bitten*
bella: i am a vampire.
renesme: what am i?
jacob: i fancy your baby. we are destined to be together.
bella: oh okay.
*some more vampires come to kill baby but she does not die so it was all pointless*
Book ends with no major characters dying and everything going better than expected, and the reader is left wondering why it was so long and whether they can get the life they wasted reading it refunded.